Anyone else gonna be drooling over Cosima during the season 2 premiere of Orphan Black tonight? It’s gonna be a party.
- don’t ever feel bad for asking me to tag a trigger
- i do not care what the trigger is
- i will tag it for you
- you have legitimate reasons to be triggered by it
- and i am not one to question those reasons
- so just send me an ask
- anonymous if you’re scared
- and i will tag it all the time in future
- your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least
my brother, talking about a bee sting he got a week ago
So after I got out of my class today, I walked to the bus stop and was just waiting for the bus and stuff, and a while later, a gentleman joined me. He was standing about five feet away from me. We didn’t speak to each other, because it’s Vegas and we mind our own fucking business lol.
Out of nowhere, this big-ass purple truck full of dudes whizzed by me, pulled over a little near him, slowed down, and someone in the truck threw like… a half-full Big Gulp at this guy, and then sped off.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
I can’t believe I actually saw this happen in real life. I was kind of stunned and didn’t know how to react or process it for a minute, but I asked the guy if he was okay and he said yeah, but I’m sure it didn’t tickle (it looked like there was a lot of ice), he was probably embarrassed and it’s hot so it was probably already getting all sticky and stuff…
Like… sorry if no one else thinks it’s high-larious that you’re just being randomly violent and douche-y.
Knock it the fuck off.
It’s been a really rough 24 hours. The world, at least as I know it, has lost a little bit of sunshine. Self-care, writing, trying to keep my chin up. I have a class tomorrow and I finished my project for it today, and it was kinda cute/fun, but y’know…
I love all of you guys, okay? Please remember that I’m here if you ever need anything, even if it’s just a laugh or you wanna vent or talk about something that’s bothering you, anything. I know I don’t always have time to answer everyone’s messages right away, but I am still here. I hope you’re all well tonight and that you’re having a good weekend. Stay strong. <3
today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me
"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
all I see is Hermione and Ron
Hilda is such a beautiful pin-up girl <3
Daww, she’s adorable!!
I love these pin ups
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem
I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”
I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS
by Paul Davey
It’s important to talk about how vaccines don’t cause autism, but can we please also talk about how much people must hate autism if they’d rather expose their child to polio, measles and chickenpox than autism?
I am so happy to be alive during the selfie revolution. You are so cute and thank you for letting everyone in to share that moment of babelyness with you. Never stop, bby you’re a star.